HOMER SIMPSON answers a survey!!
1. What time did you get up this morning? overslept…broke alarm clock
2. How do you like your steak? 96 ounces please…
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? some McBain flick..me forget
4. What are your favorite tv shows? itchy and scatchy
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? outer space..i was an asronaut once!!
6. What did you have for breakfast? bacon, eggs, sausage, toast, pancakes and butter
7. What is your favorite cuisine? donuts!!! ahhhh!
8. What foods do you dislike? brocolli..it killed me once
9. Favorite Place to Eat? KRUSTY BURGER
10. Favorite salad dressings? grease or lard
11. What kind of vehicle do you drive? an old clunker made in yugoslavia
12. What are your favorite clothes? blue pants
13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? the land of penguins
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? doh!! me don’t know!!
15. Where would you want to retire? paraguay
16. Favorite time of day? happy hour at MOE’S
17. Where were you born? springfield
18. What is your favorite sport to watch? mud wrestling
19. Who do you think will not tag you back? smithers
20. Person you expect to tag you back first? the pope
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? wtf!!!
22. Bird watcher? crows (counting)
23. Are you a morning person or a night person? me not know!!
24. Pets? santa’s little helper and that damn cat
25. Any new and exciting news that you’d like to share? lenny and carl are getting married
26. What did you want to be when you were little? a hippie
27. What is your best childhood memory? being a hippie
28. Are you a cat or dog person? elephant
29. Are you married? MARGE!!!!!
30. Always wear your seat belt? hahahahahahahaah!!!!!
31. Been in a car accident? countless
32. Any pet peeves? FLANDERS
41. Do you like your job? ME HAVE JOB??? OH!! the “nuclear plant”
46. What is your favorite color? yellow
47. How many tattoos do you have? EEEEEEEK….screaming!!!!
48. Any Children? BART…LISA…AND THE ONE THAT DOESN’T TALK!!!