After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test by the National Health Service, a guy decided to have this next test carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.
As he lay naked on his side on the table and the nurse began the examination. "Don’t worry, at this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection." said the nurse. "I haven’t got an erection," said the man. "No, but I have," replied the nurse. Moral: Don’t have this procedure done in San Francisco!
A guy listed his imaginary friend named Jon Malipieman on ebay. The image above is a picture of this imaginary friend, and as you can see he is imaginary. The man that sold Jon lived in the UK and said that he was selling Jon because he felt like he had grown out of him.
I’ve had him since he was 2months old. He’s never growled at me. I can take his food away while he’s eating, and he does not get angry. He’s never bitten me. The most damage my dog has caused was a cut on my foot from him jumping on me when I came home from work. I was wearing…
Breeds targeted (And referred to as “FIGHTING BREEDS”) Akita, American Pit bull Terrier, Pit-bull, American Staffordshire Terrier, Bull Terrier, Cane Corso, Dogo Argentino, Drogue de Bordeaux, Kuvasz, Presa Canario, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, Tose Unu or any mix of dog with ancestors of the above mentioned breeds.
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick …… I think my dog is a member of Congress!
I rescued her from my roommate (not trying to trash talk him but he had her locked up in his room all the time sometimes up to 12 hours and I knew I had to save her.) I wasn’t really ready for a dog but she is the sweetest most obedient dog ive ever had. She was pretty crazy but after only a month of work she has been nothing but a great dog for me and my girlfriend. FUCK YEAH PITZ