KIMMEL VS. BIEBER
cat fail #33b!!
three cheers for Taylor Swift!!
Ponyo. Written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki Created by Studio Ghibli.
Gwyneth Paltrow buys TUMBLR
GOOP, the nonsensical website by the faded star Gwyneth Paltrow, agreed on Sunday to buy the popular blogging service Tumblr for about $1.1 billion in cash, people with direct knowledge of the matter said, a signal of how the company plans to reposition itself as the technology industry makes a headlong rush into social media.
oops, that’s Yahoo!, not Gwyneth Paltrow. Sort of the same but not really.
Both are washed up desperadoes trying to attach themselves to any shooting star. Mutton dressed as lamb. Heinous hose-beasts with nothing better to do than rain on parades everywhere; cutting a swath of destruction and filling the void with empty hypocrisy, all the while taking credit for creating things they did not actually create. (Just because you stick your name on it and have some interns slog day and night to produce a steaming pile of mediocrity does not make you steve jobs, remotely interesting, or current with this century.) There is a reason you were left behind.
Yet Goop and Yahoo! are actually different. Really! Gwynnie keeps her bush 70s style while Yahoo! sports more of a landing strip.
I’m still not convinced old Goopy P isn’t really Marissa Mayer. What with the blond hair and the “do as I say, not as I do” approach to life, it is hard to know if they are 2 unique individuals or just scary doppelgängers.
ps love that it had to be CA$H money and not Yahoo! stock -fucking losers.
Miserable cunts, the both of them.
Someone please take them back to the 90s and leave them there.